snorlaxatives:

is there anything in the world better than a warm piece of bread with butter on it??? that was a rhetorical question no there’s literally nothing better. bread and butter stans make some noise!

(via hotboyproblems)

fanotastic:

fanotastic:

fanotastic:

lonevarg:

birb-ghost:

fanotastic:

iwillcutmyhairshort:

iwillcutmyhairshort:

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

(via hotboyproblems)

tlirsgender:

Hozier’s great because his music encompasses all human emotions:

• Tender
• Rotting in the woods
• Shake fist at god

(via ryecatchers)

pussylipgloss:

thebeautysupplystore:

sexybinch:

sexybinch:

thebeautysupplystore:

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

marimopet:

im a power couple with myself. i love us. we work hard

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)